The weakness of Labour and Ed Miliband's political opponents
can be found in the nature of the arguments, or lack of them, with lots of
personal abuse. Some of it from the swivel eyed loons (Downing Street's
description of the dwindling band of Tory activists) is risible with frequent
references to "Champagne, millionaire, Socialist Red Ed" who knifed
his brother in the back, yada, yada, yada.
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| Winston the Cat in 1944 (the end) |
That for the son of a penniless
Jewish refugee who fled ahead of the approaching Nazis in fear of his life and
arrived penniless and without being able to speak a word of English in Britain at the age of 15. When Ralph (born Adolphe) died in
1994 he was a Professor at the London School of Economics and Britain's leading
Marxist academic. What money the Miliband's had was due to increasing property
values as Margaret Thatcher got rid of exchange controls and London Property
became a reserve currency for dodgy international figures. Surely the Tories
would applaud a high achieving meritocrat and note his two sons were in the same "you get what you work for" mould?
Not a bit of it, with the scurrilous Daily Heil running a two
page attempted hatchet job on Miliband Senior under the headline "The Man
who hated Britain". A profile of Mr Miliband’s father in the right-wing
tabloid described Miliband senior as “the man who hated Britain” on the basis
of remarks the academic made about the nationalism of the English when he was
17 and his well-known hard-left socialism and criticism of the establishment.
Given his influence on his son, this “should disturb anybody who loves
Britain”, the newspaper opined. Well, the article disturbed many people
including the Tory Leader, David Cameron. Ed Miliband responded furiously. His
father, he said, was proud to have fought for Britain, loved his country and
had taught his children to do the same.
For the record the Daily Mail is better
known over here as the Daily Heil as its proprietor was a "friend" of
Herr Hitler and wrote an infamous "Stand up for the Blackshirts"
article. He died in Bermuda where the Rothermere Family Trusts live and his son
and his grandson, who happens to be Cameron's best mate, are tax dodgers - Tories
too patriotic to pay Great British Taxes.
But now even the vitriol of the Daily Heil has been eclipsed
by the story of the week in the Sunday
Sport. The Sunday Sport describes itself as a Newspaper but nobody else shares
this opinion. Here is their ground breaking journalism.
“Devastating evidence emerged last night that Ed Miliband’s
Marxist father WAS evil. For Ralph Miliband stands accused of SLAUGHTERING a
little girl’s innocent KITTEN in a DRUNKEN rampage… For Eunice Clark alleges
that Miliband Senior RAN OVER and KILLED her dear bundle of joy Winston, while
drunkenly pedalling his bicycle on a dark January night in 1944.”
Poor old Eunice will never forget:
“Only a Belgian – a Belgian communist – could have killed a
kitten in cold blood like that. The Red b*****d!”
Ed Milband reacted to these dreadful revelations in fine
form while collecting an award from the Spectator Magazine for Best Parliamentary
speech. He gave a brilliant speech via the medium of video. He was funny, he
was relaxed and he told the hilarious story about his father being accused of
running over a cat on his bike during the war. Miliband Senior was riding the
bike, not the cat. The audience of politicians and hacks loved it.
No doubt the swivel eyed Loons of the ToryKipper Party will be
upset at Red Ed not living up to his caricature so here is a pre-fabricated
comment for them;
"Ed Multimillionaireband killed my hamster. I showed my
hamster a picture of Ed Multimillionaireband and he just jumped in the air then
keeled over and died. That’s what Socialists are good at, killing things and
Countries."
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| Ed Miliband |
Here’s Ed Miliband’s (quite funny) acceptance video from the
Spectator Parliamentarian of the year awards:
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